she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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