Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
bring money and cleavage
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
When did angry sex become our thing?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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