no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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