so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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