I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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