is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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