I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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