Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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