Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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