ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
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