He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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