just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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