ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I love having hate sex.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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