what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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