I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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