What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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