well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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