before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
My pussy is not your playground.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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