With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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