I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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