redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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