is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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