Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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