How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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