He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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