so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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