I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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