Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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