I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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