Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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