is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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