As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
