Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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