Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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