I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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