worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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