I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Randomize
