He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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