People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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