why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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