and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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