She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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