help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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its like you know when i get waxed
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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