but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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