It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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