i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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