Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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