Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
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