you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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