Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
you will always have a special place in my vag
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
